I've never driven anything in reverse before, not even Dodgem Cars. Today, Mr. McAlpin assessed us on reversing tractors. Doesn't he know better not to let Tracey go near a tractor? I was around the 7th person to be assessed. Watching everyone before me do it, reversing looked like a piece of cake. Wrong.
"Tracey." Mr. McAlpin called my name. His voice sent shivers down my spine. I knew I'd stuff up no matter how easy peasy reversing may seem.
"Sir, I've never reversed before!"
"The little 'R' is reverse." Mr. McAlpin said, showing no sympathy what so ever.
I got on the tractor and did a run through on how to start a tractor. Okay, clutch, turn the key, turn on the engine, gear, foot off clutch. Yep no problems...but what did I do instead?
I turned the key, put the tractor into gear, pressed the start button and released clutch. The tractor didn't even make one tiny wheezing sound.
"Need help?" Mr.McAlpin smirked.
"No, I don't need any help sir!" (Asking for help means -1/2 mark)
Luckily, Manisay shouted out, "Put the gear back into neutral." Ahhha, thank you Manisay.
After a few moments, the tractor was moving under me, moving very very slowly. Why? This time I put the tractor into 1st gear when it was meant to be in third gear! I think I've got tractorphobia from last time, putting the tractor in third gear, high revs. I pulled on the throttle lever for more speed. The tractor didn't go any faster! "Third gear!" McAlpin shouted. He knew I was hopeless so he walked to the very slow moving tractor and changed the tractor to third gear for me.
Everything was going fine, until...the reversing part.
I couldn't get the tractor into the pot box. Why? The tractor was coming in from the left which meant that I had to turn the wheel clockwise. I did the exact opposite. If a helicopter was passing by the school grounds, they would have thought the tractor was on a spazz. I went forwards then backwards nearly 2o times! After about the 10th time, I kind of lost it and start gripping the wheel tight and roughly changing gears. Swearing also. AHAHA.
I managed to reverse the tractor into the pot box eventually. I didn't get a great mark, but I don't mind. I learnt alot from my mistakes which were - turning the wheel the wrong way, starting the tractor wrong and squashing a pot. Boy, will I be dangerous on the road. One day when we all grow up, if you see a mad woman swearing in her car while reversing, that would be me.
AHHAAA, Christie started driving the tractor without her seatbelt on. AHAHA.